The Inquisition

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I enter into evidence Exhibit A:




A pan of delicious vegetarian rice krispy squares. Note the proper distance between the back of the counter where the pan is located to the front of the counter. (If you also noted how beautifully clean the counter is too that would be great, thanks.)

Now I present Exhibit B:



Someone has clearly helped themselves. But who??????

Finally, Exhibit C:



Is that a carb-induced sleep coma I spy? Or was it the little pieces of rice krispies in his chest fur that gave him away?

Although leniency is recommended, the prosecution would like to note that there has been absolutely no display of remorse from the accused. Typical....